How about somethin penis looking stretching from left to right (not a realistic one, we know we can't do that) but something that suggests it.... with the word "you" kind of riding right along the top side of it, resting on it
Merk Squad at the bottom, spaced about an inch lower than the image
uh yeah.... should 'rouse some interest. Remember, just a suggestive pipe, nothing that can get it taken down... but enough to give the message.
let me know if this is something you think you're capable of.
whoever can do it, let me know I can give more details if needed. lol.