I'm the lawnmower man half blind and in a rage, sometimes when I am mowing I forget to drop the
blades, I shot the neighbors dog today for acting like a spade, buried him in hole the under a tree
that gives me shade, Sometime my neighbors wonder why I'm talking to my self, so I take a fucking
hacksaw and place their head apon my shelf, my mower runs on gas but filled it with fucking diesel,
running over gopher holes decapitating whesles, people think I'm home alone but I'm not I got a
nombe, when kids step on my lawn I tell them to get there own, the sign in my yard says keep off
the fucken grass or I'll kick your fucking ass, the civil war invented me so show some fucken class,
now its back to fucken mowing cause its a fucking blast, Hank Hill ain't got shit on me I fucked Peggy
in the ass!