Rhyme Cypher

[TheShaman]

Cravendale? I guess the UK is still craving Danish milk.
When the Scandinavians invaded we were raising hell.
Bag Mandalas ancesters couldn't even Savoirself.
You were raped and pillaged for steaks and dinners while you made us mjød.
You could get killed for saying things in a racist image like Emmett Till.
Now we just sell them milk, pastry, pilsners and bacon still.
And after Brexit they're just made to pay the bill.
So it ain't the ancient hills when Vestas are making mills.
But Mandelas' still born and raised in Peasantville.
So he don't even need Beowulf or epic tales.
Cuz he's afraid of the flying monsters Chem and Trail.
If he could read, he would still recieve letter mail.
Yo fuck the NHS, your dentist's from the NHL.

[TheShaman]

And yo, I just watched the episode with "dogs are dope"
That shit was pretty funny, bro
I mean, it tickled my funny bone
But I'm surprised these honest folk don't have down the nuts and bolts
It's like they got exposed like I was watching The Maury Show
All they said was worn out tropes
Walking slow in zombie mode
So maybe we should get Tommy Jones to come and blow their brains out with this gun I tote
Cut them out of our lives like toxic hos
I almost thought it was a hoax and lost my hope
Cuz sometimes it's hard to cope
But then you just gotta blow a snotty nose
Before it all erodes like fallen snow
And you get trodden cold in the first moshpit row
So you can be like Patrick Swayze shaping pots in Ghost
I could probably find more rhymes with "dogs are dope"
But even if you want some mo'
We have to close the envelope
Cuz that's all she wrote

Not really true, but it rhymed, hehe.


Next rhyme: Funkylicious.

[Bag Mandela]

Before you added the second post with funkylicious,
I thought shaman fucked up like getting crunk with wizards,
This month is vicious, busy in the field like pumpkin pickers,
I drop some gay bars in a couple disses but for the record I like to spunk in bitches,
Though if I had pussy lips n lovely tits I'd probably look quite good in knickers,
Ya mum-buys spice like Curry dishes,
I push more buttons than young beginners in stenography with stubby fingers after huffing thinners,
Been in more rabbit holes than Thumpers wishes,
Couldn't hang with us if they had monkey fingers,
Bars unusual n some ridiclous but always cave in ya mind like a spelunking business

Next rhyme: Catastrophic